Saturday, November 21, 2009
at 16:18Old junk new junk. Part 8 of. Let's do some recapping. O Yeah!
Welcome on board, dear readers. You have found my sanctuary, my Battle Station yet to be named. I am darth ghost your very humble servant and scholar at your services, and welcome aboard once more ‘cos you have found the haven that will lead you to Redemption, and my one millionth word is to come dear reader sooner than you can imagine. For in me hides the greatest writer of all time ‘cos you dear reader are my inspiration. And! you dear readers are my inspiration and you dear reader will be rewarded! Read on!
Let’s do some recapping! Let’s celebrate on this Saturday the one-and-twentieth in the month November in The Year Of Our Lord two thousand and nine.
Let us rejoice, even though we still live in the middle ages, according to my humble scholarship, let us take a moment of Prayer.
Thank you for having confided in me. Let’s continue.
Let’s us rejoice in commemoration of our humble achievements yet. Let us make this day a historical day. Let’s recap what we have learned so far! Follow me unto the path of Righteousness and your life will just have begun! We will destroy the mobsters of this world. We will restore peace; revive the Dead who are destroying this planet. Only I can do such a feat! And! all you have to do is …> keep reading my stuff!
So far we have investigated the certainty of my new Empire to come and its pillars in the creation. We are gonna built the best avenues yet build. We are gonna make New York look like a bastion of poverty. All this eco-friendly of course. Texas will become the capital of the Universe, this I guarantee you and I will be the Emperor, the sole legal heir to the next Galactic Empire ‘cos I am darth ghost.
The fundaments of my Empire will be indestructible and there will be only the possibility of adding new indestructible ones to it ‘cos if you don’t follow me upon the path of Righteousness dear reader the guillotine will be your end station in this Universe.
Thou shall never doubt the Creator darth ghost your humble servant and scholar working 365/365 for the better of the planet. Thou shall never doubt darth ghost Artist Homo Universalis born on planet Earth and at this moment rewriting the holy scriptures of this world into Pulp, into the next holly scriptures called Old junk new junk the new world order in the making online for you to read, at this moment temporally resident and president of the TBdoubleS Star System also known as The Benoît Solar System, together with Backpain his very good friend, my humble scripter.
Today dear readers we will continue our quest. So far I have depicted to you the importance of Art, pillar number one. It comes out of the very basic arithmetical computation that I have made for you. The result I have computed for you. You can read them in the next sentence and that is that you can only trust an Artist ‘cos he has made something that you will remember and nobody’s gonna shoot an Artist. An Artist ain’t gonna shoot you either, dear reader. That’s what you call basic arithmetics. That’s what adds up and computes dear reader ‘cos I know well arithmetics better than you! That’s the reason we have conceived the IITPR statement. See chapter 3 or read on!
Pythagoras is where I come from and he is but a whim compared to me. Only I have the sole rights to the next Empire ‘cos I am the King of emperors, the cosmic force that can revive you and your kin dear readers.
The first pillar dear utmost dearest readers who have come to gather in holly communion on this Saturday the one-and-twentieth of the Year Of Our Lord two thousand and nine, leads naturally to the next pillar called Random Glitsch. Pillar number two.
Random Glitsch dear reader is the Ultimate freedom that you can achieve. Once having achieved the supreme understanding dear reader you are no more a threat to this planet. Random Glitsch is the Nirvana of Art. Once having achieved the state of Random Glitsch dear reader everything you make becomes perfect ‘cos it is in concurrence with perfection dear reader. Everyday a new day, everyday a different weather system and there is nothing that you can’t improve upon. You have arrived at your destination dear Folks!
Basic arithmetics that only my hard labour and suffering dear readers has found out for you to freely take advantage of ‘cos I am the next messiah the next Jesus Christ, Mohammed and Buddha all in one, the Zen bulldozer that will bash you so hard that you wont be able to recover until you follow me upon the path of Righteousness which is eco-friendly dear reader and of the making of darth ghost supreme being of understanding. Only if you understand the one and only Einstein of language and Apache warrior will the next Atomic leap in the making, the next frontier be accessible to you dear reader.
All you have to do is …> keep reading my stuff. You will be rewarded as we distribute the next Ackers of land for you for free, the next Ackers of the Dynasty to come which it too is eco-friendly dear reader.
I will use my claw hammer upon your skull and remove the nails that have been bashed into your head, the heart of your thinking machine, the nails that have been bashed into your skull so that you have become a pawn of economy dear reader and not an Artist, your natural improved state.
I will remove the pain that has been installed into your computer program. I will revive you and cure your heart and just as me you will become immortal ‘cos I have found the cure to life dear reader.
And so, one pillar leads to the next as we build our avenue dear reader. We had started off on our journey with the IITPR statement, a necessary dogma, which I will explain later, then, we moved on to pillar number one Art, from there the logical deduction to Random Glitsch and that has brought us to next logical pillar called Texas. Basic logical arithmetics that only I can compute.
Yes that’s right! Texas is the cradle of civilization dear readers. In Texas you gotta be tough. In Texas you gotta protect your territory. In Texas dear readers you gotta get your Ranch together and that’s proof that you are a worthy inhabitant of this planet. Texas is the cradle of civilization. Texas is the concept that we all must worship ‘cos in Texas only your song will be remembered dear Artists, dear Poet and dear Beatniks of this Universe. I call upon you, the very few that are in this Universe left. Hear my call. It is time to stand up and start spreading the word of Upmost most scholarly darth ghost Beatnik Superior!
Once in a while we also must include a couple of dogmas, just for the record we must do a statement, we must create the new dogmas of this earth. ‘cos you are all a bunch of f*ck ups destroying the earth.
Dogmas even older than Atlantis dear readers that only I have access to ‘cos I am also a time traveler if you haven’t found out yet. That has helped us make the TYIIIBY statement a very important statement dear reader that will lead the way to next Pillar in conception, the next indestructible fundament of the Galaxy, dear reader of today, dear readers of the future.
As for me it’s time to snack all the way from The Texas Confederate House in Industry, Texas wishing you an upbeat and very satisfactory Saturday. Until next time it’s everyday a rhyme and every day a crime called Freedom of Speech. At your services, 24/24 365/365 and 7/7 the next century to come ‘cos I have found the cure to Life, dear readers.
Let’s do some recapping! Let’s celebrate on this Saturday the one-and-twentieth in the month November in The Year Of Our Lord two thousand and nine.
Let us rejoice, even though we still live in the middle ages, according to my humble scholarship, let us take a moment of Prayer.
Thank you for having confided in me. Let’s continue.
Let’s us rejoice in commemoration of our humble achievements yet. Let us make this day a historical day. Let’s recap what we have learned so far! Follow me unto the path of Righteousness and your life will just have begun! We will destroy the mobsters of this world. We will restore peace; revive the Dead who are destroying this planet. Only I can do such a feat! And! all you have to do is …> keep reading my stuff!
So far we have investigated the certainty of my new Empire to come and its pillars in the creation. We are gonna built the best avenues yet build. We are gonna make New York look like a bastion of poverty. All this eco-friendly of course. Texas will become the capital of the Universe, this I guarantee you and I will be the Emperor, the sole legal heir to the next Galactic Empire ‘cos I am darth ghost.
The fundaments of my Empire will be indestructible and there will be only the possibility of adding new indestructible ones to it ‘cos if you don’t follow me upon the path of Righteousness dear reader the guillotine will be your end station in this Universe.
Thou shall never doubt the Creator darth ghost your humble servant and scholar working 365/365 for the better of the planet. Thou shall never doubt darth ghost Artist Homo Universalis born on planet Earth and at this moment rewriting the holy scriptures of this world into Pulp, into the next holly scriptures called Old junk new junk the new world order in the making online for you to read, at this moment temporally resident and president of the TBdoubleS Star System also known as The Benoît Solar System, together with Backpain his very good friend, my humble scripter.
Today dear readers we will continue our quest. So far I have depicted to you the importance of Art, pillar number one. It comes out of the very basic arithmetical computation that I have made for you. The result I have computed for you. You can read them in the next sentence and that is that you can only trust an Artist ‘cos he has made something that you will remember and nobody’s gonna shoot an Artist. An Artist ain’t gonna shoot you either, dear reader. That’s what you call basic arithmetics. That’s what adds up and computes dear reader ‘cos I know well arithmetics better than you! That’s the reason we have conceived the IITPR statement. See chapter 3 or read on!
Pythagoras is where I come from and he is but a whim compared to me. Only I have the sole rights to the next Empire ‘cos I am the King of emperors, the cosmic force that can revive you and your kin dear readers.
The first pillar dear utmost dearest readers who have come to gather in holly communion on this Saturday the one-and-twentieth of the Year Of Our Lord two thousand and nine, leads naturally to the next pillar called Random Glitsch. Pillar number two.
Random Glitsch dear reader is the Ultimate freedom that you can achieve. Once having achieved the supreme understanding dear reader you are no more a threat to this planet. Random Glitsch is the Nirvana of Art. Once having achieved the state of Random Glitsch dear reader everything you make becomes perfect ‘cos it is in concurrence with perfection dear reader. Everyday a new day, everyday a different weather system and there is nothing that you can’t improve upon. You have arrived at your destination dear Folks!
Basic arithmetics that only my hard labour and suffering dear readers has found out for you to freely take advantage of ‘cos I am the next messiah the next Jesus Christ, Mohammed and Buddha all in one, the Zen bulldozer that will bash you so hard that you wont be able to recover until you follow me upon the path of Righteousness which is eco-friendly dear reader and of the making of darth ghost supreme being of understanding. Only if you understand the one and only Einstein of language and Apache warrior will the next Atomic leap in the making, the next frontier be accessible to you dear reader.
All you have to do is …> keep reading my stuff. You will be rewarded as we distribute the next Ackers of land for you for free, the next Ackers of the Dynasty to come which it too is eco-friendly dear reader.
I will use my claw hammer upon your skull and remove the nails that have been bashed into your head, the heart of your thinking machine, the nails that have been bashed into your skull so that you have become a pawn of economy dear reader and not an Artist, your natural improved state.
I will remove the pain that has been installed into your computer program. I will revive you and cure your heart and just as me you will become immortal ‘cos I have found the cure to life dear reader.
And so, one pillar leads to the next as we build our avenue dear reader. We had started off on our journey with the IITPR statement, a necessary dogma, which I will explain later, then, we moved on to pillar number one Art, from there the logical deduction to Random Glitsch and that has brought us to next logical pillar called Texas. Basic logical arithmetics that only I can compute.
Yes that’s right! Texas is the cradle of civilization dear readers. In Texas you gotta be tough. In Texas you gotta protect your territory. In Texas dear readers you gotta get your Ranch together and that’s proof that you are a worthy inhabitant of this planet. Texas is the cradle of civilization. Texas is the concept that we all must worship ‘cos in Texas only your song will be remembered dear Artists, dear Poet and dear Beatniks of this Universe. I call upon you, the very few that are in this Universe left. Hear my call. It is time to stand up and start spreading the word of Upmost most scholarly darth ghost Beatnik Superior!
Once in a while we also must include a couple of dogmas, just for the record we must do a statement, we must create the new dogmas of this earth. ‘cos you are all a bunch of f*ck ups destroying the earth.
Dogmas even older than Atlantis dear readers that only I have access to ‘cos I am also a time traveler if you haven’t found out yet. That has helped us make the TYIIIBY statement a very important statement dear reader that will lead the way to next Pillar in conception, the next indestructible fundament of the Galaxy, dear reader of today, dear readers of the future.
As for me it’s time to snack all the way from The Texas Confederate House in Industry, Texas wishing you an upbeat and very satisfactory Saturday. Until next time it’s everyday a rhyme and every day a crime called Freedom of Speech. At your services, 24/24 365/365 and 7/7 the next century to come ‘cos I have found the cure to Life, dear readers.